WOMAD

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  Hi, Please let me introduce myself. I'm Alan, I'm a 7 month old Standard Schnauzer, my owner is a Womad fan and happened to mention in another thread that I had pooed a sock. This is true and it was tastly going in and lovely coming out! Anyway, I seemed to acquire a bit of celebrity status on the forum and was asked to set up a new thread, so here goes. For a 7 month old my typing is coming on and my English isn't bad. This evening I'm feeling a bit under the weather and for the first time in my life I haven't eaten my dinner....Wonder if it's something I've eaten...a glamper perhaps?
  

  Posted on 16-Aug-2010 7:51pm by Alan, Sock Pooing Dog

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  Hi Alan!

  You look familiar... ;-)

  Posted on 16-Aug-2010 9:02pm by Nigenet

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  Wuff, Wuff, Alan!

  What a handsome fellow you are! *ruffles round Alan's ears* (thanks to all who have weaved their magic today to achieve this). We'll look after you and take you for walkies and scratch your tum and tickle you until your leg goes funny and throw sticks for you and give you biccies and treat you kindly. I understand you have already brought your bedding, so you'll be cosy and feel at home tonight. Nigenet, you've been playing with Alan all day today - what's he like, and what does he like?

  AndyL, you are such a good sport - brilliant!

  

  Posted on 16-Aug-2010 9:11pm by Standing Stone

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  *gives Alan cuddle - night, night*

  

  Posted on 16-Aug-2010 9:23pm by Standing Stone

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  Alan, have you spoilt your dinner by eating teepees and canvass tents? If you have, you'd better watch out for the guy ropes! My dad had a cat that ate string and it took a looong time to go through!
  Good boy

  Posted on 16-Aug-2010 9:28pm by Bloohair

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  Hiya Alan.

  Of course I wish I was I as good looking as you, but I'm just not - that's how it goes. What matters is that we'll be getting that all important canine perspective on the world. Your expeience of Womad must be limited by the revolting speciesist - the term fascist would not be too strong - ban on dogs. It's great that you can rise above this ridiculous rule and share your wisdom with us all.

  Big welcome from me

  Posted on 16-Aug-2010 9:43pm by Tindaletim

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  sorry to hear of the tum troubles, have you tried essence of sock rather than the real thing-goes down (and out) easier. take it easy and let Alan spoonfeed you until you are well.

  Posted on 16-Aug-2010 9:54pm by Jambo Yoti

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  thanks for the welcome all, but my guts just arn't right! I'm trying to remember what I've eaten today, I'm sure no socks today, but I did eat (and poo) a plastic sandwich bag a couple of weeks ago. My human Mum got very excited about that!
  I also go crazy to eat chicken poo, we have 7 of them in the garden, but they are fenced off from me, but if I wedge my head under the fence then I can usually paw some out, um um and compost! umm umm oh and apples I nick them off the trees in the garden too, but I've no idea why my guts hurt so much or why my farts smell so tremendous. Still it impresses the male humans of the house.
  Jambo Yoti my name is Alan not the human, oh and your previous remark about Jogging, hopping and leaping to Womadness, I'm tyring but don't quite get the "music" thing just yet. I had a dance with Human dad over the weekend to the Afro Celt SS, but I think it's all a bit human.
  Any suggestions as to what I might like?

  Posted on 16-Aug-2010 10:14pm by Alan, Sock Pooing Dog

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  Bloohair, String! Hmmm not tried that yet!! Might end up being wormed though

  Posted on 16-Aug-2010 10:16pm by Alan, Sock Pooing Dog

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  Also Big big thanks to Standing Stone for Thread title and Nigenet for getting my picture sorted so my Human Dad could upload! Woof Woof Brrrrrrrrrrrrrb phew sorry

  Posted on 16-Aug-2010 10:19pm by Alan, Sock Pooing Dog

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